I should try to go to bed 

oh hey 30 rock 

You know what randomly popped in my head? 

Voulez-vous vous chez avec moi

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You will have days where you feel better, and you will have days where you want to die. Both are okay. There is no magical cure. You just need to close your eyes, and trust that the waves will pass, and soon you’ll be able to breathe again.
(via ricesama)
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there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in

goddamn i would lose so much money


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~follow for more cool advice on how to lie to ur parents~

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my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide