tumblr: where you can tell what day of the week it is by the fandom that’s crying loudest

i just think you guys aren’t using some of tumblr’s new features to their fullest extent
I love the fact we’ve been complaining about Tumblr changes, but then they give us something that actually moves
and we’re like
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Being 30+ on Tumblr
I’ve been waiting for this.
hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in
Boss: We’d like a wordpress blog please
Me: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.
writing comments in the tags vs in the caption is sort of like being on a school field trip and whispering something to your buddy while the guide is talking vs. raising your hand and stopping the tour to let everyone know that you think that painting kinda looks like a butt